Thursday, March 31, 2005

The Curse Is Lifted!

Finally after 40 odd years the Conn Curse has been lifted by my daughter Myrna! What is the Conn Curse? Well before I got married it was called the Ibronyi Curse.

Whatever the name, it meant that no matter how exceedingly talented (and modest) I was I could never ever get cast in a major part in any theater production throughout my school years. Through my elementary, junior high and high school years no matter how many times I auditioned I always got stuck in the chorus!

It wasn't until university when my true brilliance in performing was noticed and I was cast as Gladys Hotchkiss in The Pajama Game and Velma Kelly in Chicago.

Well, it seemed as if my daughter had inherited a similar fate. Now, she is a hundred times more talented than I ever was and it seemed that for the last six years of her elementary schooling she was always mysteriously overlooked. It was a mystery 'cuz she was getting cast in commercials and productions outside of school. Hence the Conn Curse. Well no more my friends! Myrna has been cast as Mr. Bumble (the lead part available) in her class's "Reader's Digest" version of Oliver! for music night! Congrats Myrna!

You Can't Stay Mad at Mary Poppins!

So I admit I was a bit pissed at Mirvish Productions for screwing up the run of The Producers and Hairspray in Toronto and plastering Mamma Mia ads everywhere I turned in this fair-ish city. In my opinion, their past productions (The Lion King, The Producers, Hairspray, Miss Saigon) have had a pretty spotty casting track record. And to top it off, I thought they were turning into purely spectacle producers with the Lord of the Rings extravaganza coming next spring.

However, according to The Toronto Star (Mirvishes in an expansive mood, The Toronto Star, March 30, 2005), Mirvish announced his new 2005/2006 subscription series with none other than Mary Poppins herself, Dame Julie Andrews.

Julie Andrews also announced that, as part of that lineup, she will be directing The Boy Friend, a fun 1920s spoof musical with which she made her Broadway debut at the age of 19, some 50 years ago. She originally directed this musical for Goodspeed Musicals in 2004 in Connecticut, and is now in charge of their touring production. Add to that Les Mis (yawn, but a crowd pleaser), Movin' Out (awesome if you get the right talent), and three new plays, and you've got a respectable (if not groundbreaking) lineup.

Fingers crossed on casting choices! Now if I can just get Mirvish to include Plane Crazy in their 2006/2007 lineup...

From the Star:
If you're announcing a theatrical playbill full of huge hopes and optimistic dreams, who better to help introduce it than Mary Poppins?

Obviously that's what David Mirvish had in mind when he brought out Dame Julie Andrews as the star attraction to launch his biggest-ever subscription season yesterday morning at the Royal Alexandra Theatre.

The 69-year old star of My Fair Lady, Camelot and The Sound of Music actually brought many in the crowd of 400 media types to their feet in a spontaneous standing ovation when she made her entrance.

Andrews managed to combine cool elegance and friendly warmth as she discussed her production of The Boy Friend, which will be one of the shows in next year's Mirvish season, as previously revealed in The Star.

"I look on this as a labour of love," said Andrews in describing the 1920s spoof with which she made her Broadway debut at the age of 19, some 50 years ago. "It's as elegant and beautiful as a piece of lace, but it's also an awful lot of fun."

The 42nd Mirvish subscription season will feature seven shows, a record number for the organization. Mirvish himself attributed his daring to "a sense of optimism that's sweeping through the city again. This is a time to rebuild, to move ahead and we want to be part of it."

Playwright Michael Healey served as master of ceremonies for the event, utilizing his customary martini-dry wit. "Hello, I'm Ed Mirvish," is how he began.

Healey's presence was more than coincidental, because his new comedy, The Innocent Eye Test, will have its world premiere next season, in a co-production with the Manitoba Theatre Centre, directed by Christopher Newton.

The author described it as "a classic farce about art dealers, terrorists and how Canadians are perceived abroad." Set in a Tuscan villa, it fulfills what Healey jokingly said were Mirvish's demands when he commissioned it: "a two-act comedy with no more than eight characters, all about sex and money."

Also present to raise the Canadian content level were author Dan Needles and star Rod Beattie of Wingfield's Inferno, the fifth play in the incredibly successful series about a Bay Street broker who leaves it all behind to live on a small Ontario farm.

"It's about how Canada's biggest growth industry is the stifling of human achievement," is the way Beattie wryly described his latest work.

There will be three other big shows in the season as well. First, of course, is the recently announced stage version of The Lord of the Rings, which, with its $27 million budget and international creative team, is likely to stand as the focal point of the entire year.

But the two remaining musicals joining it on the bill are no slouches either.

Movin' Out, the Billy Joel/Twyla Tharp collaboration, has been a huge hit on Broadway and across the country ever since its opening late in 2002. Using 24 of Joel's hits to tell the story of five friends whose lives are changed forever by the war in Vietnam, this show packs a real punch, due in large part to Tharp's kinetic staging.

And the original mega-musical, Les Miserables, has been a favourite of Toronto audiences ever since it first played here in 1989.

Mirvish gently turned aside any questions as to whether Toronto residents Colm Wilkinson and Michael Burgess might be stepping into the shoes of Jean Valjean that they once filled.

"You'll have to ask (producer) Cameron Mackintosh about that," was his diplomatic reply.

Rounding out the year is the wild card of the seven shows, Nomade, a production from the Quebec-based Cirque Eloize. The group has been highly popular in Europe and is currently performing in Paris at Les Folies Bergere.

Their style is hard to describe, but from the video we were shown, it seems a bit like Riverdance meets Cirque du Soleil.

In any event, the season Mirvish Productions has planned has the potential to be truly spectacular and to fulfill one of the major purposes of theatre, which is, as Andrews wisely described it, "to bring a bit of joy into all of our lives."

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

From Hollywood to Broadway Part III

OK, I think that this just about wraps it up. If anyone can think of any more Hollywood to Broadway transplants, let me know!

All About Eve (1950) became Applause (1970)

Woman of the Year (1942) became Woman Of The Year (1981)

Nights of Cabiria (1957) became Sweet Charity: A New Musical Comedy (1966)

Smiles Of A Summer Night (1957) became A Little Night Music (1973)

Sunset Boulevard (1950) became Sunset Boulevard (1994)

It (1927) became The It Girl (2001)

8 1/2 (1963) became Nine (1982)

Sweet Smell of Success (1957) became Sweet Smell of Success (2002)

The Captain's Paradise (1953) became Oh Captain (1958)

The Night of the Hunter (1955) became The Night Of The Hunter (1998 Concept Cast) (also a literary source but best known as a film)

I'm Officially Confused: Sweet Charity Is Coming to Broadway After All...

Amazingly, Sweet Charity is back on. Quick, buy tickets before they change their mind again! Sounds like Charlotte d'Amboise will open the show and go until May 4, when Christina Applegate will return. I don't know about you, but I'm going in April to see Charlotte...assuming it's still on...

From Playbill:

It was on. Then it was off. Now it's back on again. Broadway will see Sweet Charity at the Al Hirschfeld Theatre on April 11 with Charlotte d'Amboise in the lead, and Christina Applegate joining the show on April 18, producer Barry Weissler told Playbill.com.

Opening night will be May 4.

Barry Weissler said in a statement: "I spent the weekend on the telephone with Christina Applegate who made a passionate and compelling case for moving forward with our Broadway plans. Her doctor also confirmed this morning that she will be ready and able to resume performances on April 18th. I have approached my partners on the show and we have all agreed to put up the additional funds necessary to accommodate this new schedule. I guess the only thing left for me to do is ask everyone to please refrain from using the old showbiz adage, 'break a leg!'"

The quick change is only the latest for the show in the last two weeks. Producers announced March 25 that the revival would close with its final performance in Boston March 27. Charlotte d'Amboise was the actress performing the title role during that engagement. She began her surprise bout on March 18, subbing for Christina Applegate, who broke her foot during one of the final shows of the earlier Chicago stand.

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

UPDATE: The Lyrics to Sarah Jessica Parker's "Pretty Khaki" Ad for The Gap

OK, OK, everyone keeps requesting them, so here they are:

The Lyrics to Sarah Jessica Parker's "Pretty Khaki" Ad for The Gap:

WHEN I HAVE A BRAND NEW HAIR-DO
WITH MY EYELASHES ALL IN CURLS
WELL I FLIRT AS THE CLOUDS OF AIR DO
I ENJOY BEING A GIRL

MEN SAY I'M CUTE AND FUNNY
AND MY TEETH AREN'T TEETH BUT PEARLS

"THANK YOU"

I JUST LAP IT UP LIKE HONEY
I ENJOY BEING A GIRL

Of course, these are original lyrics (not all, obviously) from the song "I Enjoy Being A Girl" from Flower Drum Song (Music by Richard Rogers, Lyrics by Oscar Hammerstein, Book by Oscar Hammerstein and Joseph Fields, Choreography by Carol Haney, Directed by Gene Kelly).

It opened on Broadway on December 1, 1958 at the St. James Theater, and closed May 7, 1960 after 600 performances.

Set in San Francisco's Chinatown, it tells the story of a young Americanized Chinese man, torn between his own leanings and his desire to comply with his father's rigorous, traditional teachings. Hammerstein described it as "...a sort of Chinese Life with Father."

I just re-listened to the original cast album and it's a wonderful musical, and I especially enjoyed "Don't Marry Me", which I hadn't heard in a long time.

The version for the Gap ad featuring Sarah Jessica Parker was arranged by Marc Shaiman, who did a great job of making the original lyrics "pop" for the 30 second format of a TV ad.

And thanks to Brighterbuc, here are all the lyrics to the original song:

I'm a girl and by me that's only great
I am proud that my silhouette is curvy
that I walk with a sweet and girlish gait
With my hips kind of swivelly and swervey

I adore being dressed in something frilly
When my date comes to get me at my place
Out I go with my Joe or John or Billy
Like a filly who is ready for the race

When I have a brand new hairdo
With my eyelashes all in curls
I float as the clouds on air do
I enjoy being a girl

When men say I'm cute and funny
And my teeth aren't teeth but pearls
I just lap it up like honey
I enjoy being a girl

I flip when a fellow sends me flowers
I drool over dresses made of lace
I talk on the telephone for hours
with a pound and a half of cream upon my face

I'm strictly a female female
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
who'll enjoy being a guy, having a girl like me

When men say I'm sweet as candy
As around in a dance we whirl
It goes to my head like brandy
I enjoy being a girl

With someone with eyes that smolder
Says he loves every silken curl
That falls on my ivory shoulder
I enjoy being a girl

When I hear a complementary whistle
That greets my bikini by the sea
I turn and I glower and I gristle
But I'm happy to know the whistles meant for me

I'm strictly a female female
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
who'll enjoy being a guy, having a girl like me

Skirts Ahoy...Yes, It Was Called Skirts Ahoy...

I was watching a great old musical on BRAVO last night. You know the kind that you can have on in the background while you do other stuff, stopping occasionally to take in a great song or dance number? It was the story of three navy nurses played by Joan Evans (redhead) Vivian Blaine (blonde, of Guys and Dolls Adelaide fame) and Esther Williams (brunette).

Lots of great singing (I believe Ms. Williams was beautifully dubbed) and a great out-of-the-blue dance number by Bobby Van and Debbie Reynolds (where did they come from? Who cares!)

And of course, lots of swimming. You hear about how famous Esther Williams was, but it's hard to believe until you see a film with a bunch of neato swimming scenes. She was known as "The Million Dollar Mermaid", and it's the first movie I've ever seen with gratuitous "swimming" shots in it...including a great scene where Esther joins two young children in the pool and creates a very cute performance with some great little swimmers complete with a toy ladder and sailboat.

Did people really enjoy watching her swim? It's interesting enough, but it does feel a bit weird since it isn't tied into the story at all. Her character just takes the occasional choreographed dip in the pool! I guess you had to be there...

I tuned in late, so I didn't know the title until the very end, and it was hilariously called Skirts Ahoy...wow, times really do change...especially since 1952! This gem even has the song "What Goods a Girl Without a Guy".

Maybe I should call Plane Crazy "Stews Ahoy"...

In the story, Esther plays Whitney Young who leaves her fiance at the altar and joins the Navy. There she meets two other young ladies who are also having trouble with love. One was left at the altar, and one just can't be in the right place at the right time.

They decide they want to travel the world and forget about men altogether, that is until Whitney meets and falls in love with her Lt. Commander. From then on, all she wants to do is win him over whatever the cost. The other two girls play out their own stories of how they find happiness.

From Hollywood to Broadway Part II

Here are a bunch more Hollywood to Broadway transplants:

The Wizard of Oz (1939) became The Wizard of Oz (1988)

High Society (1956) became High Society (1998)

Swing Time (1936) became Never Gonna Dance (2003)

Thoroughly Modern Millie (1967) became Thoroughly Modern Millie (2002) (though little of the original score was used)

Beauty and the Beast (1991, Animated) became Beauty and the Beast (1994)

The Lion King (1994, Animated) became The Lion King (1997)

Monday, March 28, 2005

You Know It's a Tough Business When...

I met the songwriter Jimmy Webb ("Wichita Lineman", "Up Up and Away", "By The Time I Get To Phoenix") back in the '90s in Nashville during one of the Tin Pan South events held by the NSAI. That was back in the days of Executive Director Pat Rogers (now at SESAC). Those really were the good old days when every Tin Pan South week would begin with a Songwriting Legends Concert. And not just country songwriters either. I remember seeing Charles Fox, Cy Coleman, Marilyn and Alan Bergman among other luminaries, sing and tell about their songs. Thrilling, just thrilling. But I digress...

It was a special Jimmy Webb concert, where he sat at a piano and played and talked and played and talked. I could have sat there listening forever. He was pushing his new book Tunesmith a combination anecdotal/how to songwriting book which I was more than happy to buy. We stood in line, waiting for a signature.

When it was my turn at bat, I screwed up enough courage to admit to Jimmy that actually I was working on writing a musical (Plane Crazy, of course!).

It was then that Jimmy said "Wow, that's a tough business". Boy, oh boy, when a songwriter tells you something is a tough business, it's TOUGH! He then said he had his own musical, Tuxedo, that was giving him problems.

Needless to say, I felt supercool at that moment, to be working in the same genre as one of my songwriting heros.

I always wondered what became of Jimmy's Tuxedo musical so the other day I googled it.

Turns out it was never produced (tough biz!). However Michael Feinstein has recorded a new CD "Only One Life -- The Songs of Jimmy Webb" on which is a song "These are All Mine" which is from the score of the unproduced Tuxedo!

Not only that but apparently Jimmy has written the music and lyrics to a new musical based on the movie A Bronx Tale. Feinstein recorded a doo-wop-flavored song from the show, Belmont Avenue. The show is being readied for a pre-Broadway tryout next fall. Fingers crossed!

I found Tunesmith on my shelf and flipped it open to the signature. It read "Suzy, the road to paradise is paradise". In this tough business, that is so true...

From Hollywood to Broadway

They say it's the hot trend in musicals today -- adapting a popular movie to the stage -- but while The Producers (2001), adapted from The Producers (1968) and Hairspray (2002), adapted from Hairspray (1988) grab all the attention, the trend has actually been around for a while. Here's a sampling of a list that seems to grow every day.

David Merrick, the legendary impressario, actually loved to adapt film material and he became famous with some of these productions:

42nd Street (1933) became 42nd Street (1980)

Marcel Pagnol's Marseilles Trilogy (1929) became Fanny: A New Musical (1954)

The Apartment (1960) became Promises, Promises (1968)

Some Like It Hot (1959) became Sugar (1972)

Destry Rides Again (1939) became Destry Rides Again (1959)

State Fair (1945) became State Fair (1996)

And here's a bunch more non-Merrick examples:

Mary Poppins (1964) became Mary Poppins (2004)

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968) became Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (2002)

Meet Me In St. Louis (1945) became Meet Me In St. Louis (1989)

Singin' in the Rain (1952) became Singin' In The Rain (1996)

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (1954) became Seven Brides For Seven Brothers (1985)

And continuing into the future, stay tuned for White Christmas, based on the 1954 movie of the same name.

Sunday, March 27, 2005

Swing Rosie Rox at the Rex

We had a wonderful evening at The Rex tonight catching up with Swing Rosie. They were in wonderful form, and they looked loose and relaxed on the stage. They sounded great, and they seemed to be having a great time with each other.

I'm famous for my "doo-doo-doo-doos", or moments of "incredible coincidence". There were actually two tonight connected to Swing Rosie, however I will only recount the weirdest one.

If you read this morning's post, about Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, I made a comparison between "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" and the Japanese slang for James Bond: "Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang". So, we're sitting in The Rex and we're looking at the Schedule of Events for April. I scan down to April 27 & 28, and the band performing at 9:30 pm is called "Kiss-Kiss, Bang-Bang"...how weird is that? They're from Copenhagen, Denmark, and they play the music from the films of James Bond. What are the chances that I would blog that in the morning, and then see a jazz band in the same vein on a schedule that afternoon?

Sometimes I scare myself...

Kiss Kiss (Chitty Chitty) Bang Bang?

Finally, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is coming to Broadway! It's been playing in the West End since 2002.

Of course, this show is based on the classic movie, with songs by the inimitable Sherman brothers and starring Dick Van Dyke.

Initially, I wasn't overly thrilled about the prospect of seeing the stage musical version of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Of course that was back in my judgmental days. However, John Sparks, the director of Theatre Building Chicago Musical Theatre Writers' Workshop, saw it in London and loved it.

Amazingly John is the only person in the free world who had never seen the movie! Good grief, I even had Chitty Chitty Bang Bang paper dolls and a car as a young girl (both of which I lost and both of which my husband replaced for me!). He said the theater was full of kids -- preteens mostly (which is an age group I've never really seen at the theater in great numbers) going absolutely ape with enjoyment. And he noted that London audiences are much more vocal and emotional than New York audiences -- go figure!

Even though you know that there are hydraulics behind it, the flying of the car is magical. What I had forgotten (or was never really conscious of) was that Ian Fleming wrote the book and Cubby Broccoli produced the film! Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty, Bang Bang! (hey, that phrase actually appears as part of the lyric of the title song -- coincidence? I think not!). John did say one thing that I've been pondering -- he said that the story was an obvious spoof of a James Bond story. I just don't see that...

From Playbill:

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, the musical based on the novel and film of the same name, begins previews at the newly renamed Hilton Theatre March 27 at 7:30 PM.

The "fantasmagorical stage musical," which originated in the West End in 2002 -- it continues to play the London Palladium -- stars Raul Esparza as Caractacus Potts, Erin Dilly as Truly Scrumptious, Philip Bosco as Grandpa Potts, Marc Kudisch as Baron Bomburst, Jan Maxwell as Baroness Bomburst, Chip Zien as Goran, Robert Sella as Boris, Kevin Cahoon as the Childcatcher and Frank Raiter as the Toymaker. The children are played by Henry Hodges (as Jeremy) and Ellen Marlow (as Jemima).

The nearly 50-member company features the talents of Ken Kantor as Lord Scrumptious, Dirk Lumbard as Phillips/Coggins/Inventor, JB Adams as Chicken Farmer/Inventor, Kurt Von Schmittou as Sid/Inventor, Robert Creighton as Inventor, Rick Faugno as Inventor, William Ryall as Inventor, Robyn Hurder as Violet and Michael Herwitz as Toby.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang features music and lyrics by Richard M. Sherman and Robert B. Sherman. Song titles include "Truly Scrumptious," "Toot Sweets," "Hushabye Mountain" and the Oscar nominated title song "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang." The musical will officially open April 28.

Saturday, March 26, 2005

Stage Beauty Channels Show Biz Transitions

I just finished watching Stage Beauty, starring Claire Danes and Billy Crudup.

GREAT MOVIE!

The story is quite interesting: Edward "Ned" Knyaston (Billy Crudup) is a beautiful man, and as an actor in 17th-century London that means he's quite popular portraying women, since females are forbidden to tread the boards. His mischievous air of entitlement, unfortunately, soon sets in motion a chain of events that will see King Charles II (Rupert Everett) lifting the ban on actresses, allowing Ned's devoted dresser, Maria (Claire Danes), to become the city's reigning theatrical diva. Director Richard Eyre (Iris) is still best known for his stage work, and it shows: Stage Beauty is rich in character and attention to detail.

It's reminiscent of the difficult transition from vaudeville to radio which was brilliantly profiled in the movie musical There's No Business Like Show Business; the heartbreaking transition from silent film to the talkies, which is profiled in Singin' In The Rain; and of course The Buggles classic "Video Killed the Radio Star"...


Video Killed the Radio Star

By detailing how the world changed OVERNIGHT for men who played women in the 1660s, the movie conjures up memories of stage actors who couldn't make the transition to film; vaudeville acts that couldn't make the transition to radio; and silent film stars and directors that didn't make the transition to talkies.

The last transition -- silent to talkie -- was particularly painful. So many of the silent stars and directors couldn't make the transition, and ended up NEVER WORKING AGAIN.

For example, DW Griffith, the director of Birth of a Nation, ended up dying penniless and alone in a Hollywood flophouse: Although his funeral was attended by greats of the silent era like Lillian Gish and Mary Pickford.

What was particularly interesting is that the "gesture approach" to acting was alive and well in the 17th century, and this continued until the invention of film. The greater intimacy of film made the stagey gestures that were popular on the stage at the time seem artificial and "wrong". Mary Pickford was one of the first to impart a "natural" acting style into her films, and worldwide success and fame soon followed (not many know that she was one of the original founder of United Artists, along with Douglas Fairbanks, DW Griffith, and Charlie Chaplin. She was known in the media as "America's Sweetheart", but when she became the first actor to make $1MM per year, Chaplin renamed her "Bank of America's Sweetheart").

Oh, For Crying Out Loud, I Really Wanted To See This...

From Playbill today, it looks like Sweet Charity has died out-of-town, and won't make it to Broadway after all. Poor Christina Applegate. Poor Charlotte d'Amboise. What a shame. Here's the article:

Sweet Charity to Close in Boston; Broadway Engagement Scotched

The Broadway-bound production of Sweet Charity is bound for Broadway no more. Producers announced the revival would close with its final performance in Boston March 27.

Charlotte d'Amboise will be the last actress to perform the title role in the production. She began her surprise bout on March 18, subbing for Christina Applegate, who broke her foot during one of the final shows of the recent Chicago stand.

"The Sweet Charity company is one of the most gifted and talented group of individuals I've ever had the privilege of working with. I know I speak on behalf of my partners when I say how deeply proud we are of everyone who worked on this production. However, our weak sales on the road and in New York have left us with little choice other than to make the painful but fiscally responsible decision to close the production in Boston," said producer Barry Weissler in a statement.

The show was to have begun previews at the Al Hirschfeld Theatre April 4 and officially opened on Broadway April 21.

The decision is a sudden one. In the March 25 issue of The New York Post, Weissler insisted that he would bring the show to New York. "Of course we're bringing it in. Why would we not? At the end of the day, the public will decide whether we are a success or a failure."

Friday, March 25, 2005

REVIEW: Foxette shines in Pigmania!

I finally saw Judy and David's Pigmania yesterday afternoon at the Jane Mallet Theatre, the final show of their March break run.

My daughter Myrna was a singing and dancing pig, and was featured as a foxette (glamorous back-up singer to the Big Bad Wolf who was dressed like Elvis but looked more like RumTumTugger...)

I know Judy and David are immensely popular Treehouse TV celebrities, but I must say Myrna stole the show! Of course not for lack of "hamming" it up by Judy and David (especially David). Lots of audience howling, shouting, clapping, squealing, and general delight from the rugrat set.

Very simple sets, but totally in sync with the whole performance. J&D keep a strong relationship with their audience by constantly breaking the fourth wall to keep the kiddies engaged. Mark Terene (of Beauty and the Beast and Lion King fame) directed and the piece moved along nicely.

My only complaint was that the sound was a bit loud, making it obvious that some of the group vocals were tracked, which seemed unneccesary given all the enthusiastic kids up on stage from the CharActors Theatre Troupe, who sang and danced their hearts out throughout the whole show.

Next year I hear the show is going to be Red's in the Hood...

Thursday, March 24, 2005

It's Good to See That Rosie Hasn't Given Up On Broadway

After the general car wreck of Taboo, it's nice to see Rosie staying involved with Broadway. From BroadwayWorld.com, here's an article on "Rosie's Belters", a benefit concert for Rosie's Broadway Kids, a not-for-profit arts education organization:
Rosie O'Donnell is proud to present "ROSIE'S BROADWAY BELTERS," an evening of music and comedy that will be presented for one performance only at The Zipper Theatre (336 West 37th Street) on Monday, April 11, 2005 (8:00 p.m. curtain). All proceeds from "ROSIE'S BROADWAY BELTERS" will benefit Rosie's Broadway Kids, a not-for-profit arts education organization dedicated to enriching the lives of New York City public school children through the arts.

"ROSIE'S BROADWAY BELTERS" is a musical comedy variety show that marks Ms. O'Donnell's return to her stand-up roots while also celebrating some of Broadway's best musical talent, both established and up-and-coming. With music direction by Seth Rudetsky, "ROSIE'S BROADWAY BELTERS" will feature musical performances by Farah Alvin, Michael Arden, Elaine Brier, Alix Korey, Norm Lewis, Euan Morton, Shayna Steele and Marty Thomas.

Rosie's Broadway Kids is a not-for-profit arts education organization founded by Ms. O'Donnell in 2003. Using professional teaching artists, Rosie's Broadway Kids provides New York City fifth graders with in-school classes in dance and music, and a professional theater experience for those who might not otherwise have the opportunity. The program's mission is to inspire excellence, motivate learning, uplift the human spirit and install a lifelong appreciation for the arts.

Describing the evening, Ms. O'Donnell says, "Back in the days of 'The Ed Sullivan Show,' when New York City was the home to live primetime television and the world's entertainment capital, the incredible talents of Broadway -- the Ethel Mermans and Barbra Streisands -- were able to be seen and appreciated by everyone. I want to do an evening has that same feeling that show did and to throw a party that celebrates the theatre industry's very best singers. And this evening of music and comedy will help Rosie's Broadway Kids share this life-altering love of Broadway with children who live in this city but who do not have access to it."

Wall-to-wall Stephen Sondheim

Wow, this sounds like fun...a three hour concert celebrating the songs of Stephen Sondheim (he just turned 75). It was particularly interesting to read that several episodes of Desperate Housewives are named after Stephen Sondheim tunes, the result of Desperate Housewives exec producer Marc Cherry's love of Sondheim. That's cool!

Here's the article from BroadwayWorld.com:
There's not a tune you can hum, not a tune you go bum-bum-bum-di-dum? Have people actually said such a thing about Stephen Sondheim's musicals?!

If it were true, how on earth could Symphony Space have put together the three-hour concert that closed out Saturday's Wall to Wall Sondheim, a 12-hour spree of performances, reminiscences and panel discussions held in honor of the composer's 75th birthday. Yes, the Sondheim zealots -- some of whom waited in the cold all day to get in -- were plotzing at a succession of performances by Angela Lansbury, George Hearn and other Sondheim vets. But even if you had just stumbled in from under the proverbial rock, you would have had to been entranced by the sheer loveliness of the music. As arranged by the likes of Jonathan Tunick and Jason Robert Brown, as sung by everyone from the Juilliard Choral Union to Patti LuPone, and as played by an orchestra under the direction of the tireless Paul Gemignani, almost every song in the concert sounded so...melodic...tuneful...so pretty. (Y'know, all those things Sondheim has been accused of not being.) Has any opera company ever delivered a multi-voice euphony as divine as Wall to Wall's "A Weekend in the Country"?

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Tiny Torontonians Go Wild For Pigmania!

I was down at the Jane Mallet Theatre today picking up my tickets for Judy and David's Pigmania (on until Thursday afternoon) and a matinee had just let out. Judy and David (still in Pig get-up, complete with pig noses) were out Meeting and Greeting the tiny tots. What a joy it is to see little kids who have just been totally engrossed and entertained with live theatre and music, squeal with delight as they get their picture taken with the stars and get a chance to meet the real live people from the stage.

The reason I'm going on Thursday is that my daughter Myrna is a foxette in this rock and roll version of The Three Little Pigs. As part of the CharActors travelling troupe she has performed all over the city in this show for the past two weeks.

Singing and dancing her way through March Break. Now that's what I like to see! I'll give you a review after I see the show...

I'm So Excited for Charlotte d'Amboise

I'm still feeling badly for Christina Applegate, what with missing her big Broadway opening on April 21.

However, it is a wonderful opportunity for Charlotte d'Amboise, who is set to finally get the recognition that she's due. I saw her in Damn Yankees (starring Jerry Lewis) in the '90s, and she was FAN. TAS. TIC. She was really a blow-away dancer. I could have watched her over and over again. It was better than Cats...

So, now, she's headlining a show. Since Charlotte is such a dancer, it will probably change the dimension of the show, making it more choreography focused. Should be interesting.

We're getting tickets for late April, and I can't wait to see her onstage again.

According to this article in the Boston Herald, it sounds like things are going well for Charlotte:
"The past week has been a whirlwind," said Charlotte d'Amboise on Friday, hours after getting a standing ovation for her first performance in Sweet Charity at the Colonial.

In a scenario right out of 42nd Street, d'Amboise was on Broadway less than two weeks ago, playing Roxie Hart in the revival of Chicago -- when she was called to Chicago to replace Christina Applegate, who had just broken her foot, in the pre-Broadway tryout of Sweet Charity.

D'Amboise was under contract as Applegate's understudy for the New York run, a position she was to maintain while in Chicago.

Now, for d'Amboise it will be all Charity all the time -- at least through its April 21 Broadway opening.

The Tony-nominated theater veteran is taking it all in stride. "You know, I'm not the least bit stressed out about it," she said. "I have two kids (18 months and 2years) so I'm pretty busy with them. And my husband (Broadway actor Terrence Mann) and I just bought a brownstone in Harlem. So I'm dealing with a brownstone with two kids and two shows. It's a lot, but I'm managing."

Producer Barry Weissler has said Applegate, who got mediocre reviews during Chicago previews, will return. Meanwhile, Broadway Web sites and gossip columns are abuzz with stories she was angered by the decision to let d'Amboise open in New York. Last Friday's New York Post reported the television star believes she can be ready by the Broadway opening, and was "flipped out" by Weissler's comments.

D'Amboise, though, wants to remain above the fray. "I don't read much of the press, so I don't know exactly what they are saying," she said. "And as far as I'm concerned, it's Christina's role."

"And I love Christina. She's just a gem in every way. It's a horrible thing that happened to her, but it happens to dancers all the time. It's your greatest fear as a dancer."

Still, getting the role of Charity Hope Valentine gives d'Amboise, the daughter of choreographer and dancer Jacques d'Amboise, the chance to open a major revival as the lead, and to play a fourth role originated by the legendary Gwen Verdon and staged by Bob Fosse.

I Thought I Was Going To Be Sick When I Read This...

This is almost too hard to read. This article in Playbill talks about the story of Alison Hubbard and Kim Oler who won the Rogers Award for Little Women, and were then KICKED OFF THE PROJECT when it went to Broadway. This is a TOUGH business...

From Playbill:
The musical-theatre songwriters Alison Hubbard and Kim Oler have had their share of highs and lows in recent years.

Receiving the Richard Rodgers Award, with librettist Allan Knee, for their musical Little Women was a definite high in 1998. Getting cut loose from the project by the producers who were taking it to Broadway was a serious low.

Charting the details of the songwriters' painful separation from the show (in April 2000) is a "Rashomon" experience: For participants on both sides there are different points of view about how and why an award-winning score did not make it to Broadway.

Lyricist Hubbard and composer Oler have moved forward to other projects, including the creation of their own fresh version of Little Women, inspired by the novel by Louisa May Alcott.

Musical Theater is Taking Over the World: Part II

Well, we've talked about Gap and Old Navy ads, and Gwen Stefani's sampling, and now it's time for Vanity Fair.

This month's Vanity Fair April 2005 (check out the cover -- talk about gratuitous cheesecake pics, and I thought I was bad...).

In his usual rant against George Bush et al, editor Graydon Carter starts off this month's Editor's Letter with a reference to Harold Hill and The Music Man! He compares Bush to Harold Hill in the way he falsely scares people (We've Got Trouble... with a capital T that rhymes with P that stands for Pension, well Social Security actually...) to try and sell'em a bill of goods. Finally, a political reference I get. And what's this? George Wayne's Q&A with Robert Goulet talking about his star-making turn in Broadway's Camelot on Dec 3, 1960!

Next stop, the moon!

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

REVIEW: The Story

I was in Chicago this past weekend and saw The Story at the Goodman Theatre (I just couldn't work up enough enthusiasm to see Les Mis again...).

It is a play by Tracey Scott Wilson and directed by Chuck Smith. As usual, the theater was packed and the crowd was dressed up. I've noticed that New York audiences talk during theater and Chicago audiences chew gum...and Toronto audiences stay home. But I digress...

I enjoyed the play -- it was an OK story (inspired by an article the playwright read about Janet Cooke, the Washington Post reporter who lied about a story).

The play was about a reporter who has faked her resume and in her blind ambition to get ahead, ends up fingering an innocent girl in a murder case. But I really enjoyed how it moved along and the staging techniques used. The central character would have two conversations at once with two different people, the second conversation commenting on the first, and taking place at a later time. It wasn't at all confusing the way it was written. Apparently she was inspired by Tony Kushner's Angels in America where four characters are in two different scenes and their dialogue is overlapping and the meaning of the dialogue is overlapping. It made me want to use that technique in a musical.

Next month I see Floyd and Clea under the Western Sky which is having its world premiere at the Goodman. Stay tuned.

Mermaniac: A Show Tunes Weblog

Mermaniac, "A Show Tunes Weblog", has an excellent blogroll which has been divided into the signs of the zodiac...although it mysteriously omits Blogway Baby...what's up? BTW, I'm a Cancer...

There's a link to an excellent article on the Academy's attitude toward musicals: Why is Oscar silent on musicals? From the article:
"Best Original Musical?" I hear you ask. Well, let me explain. For about 20 years, the Academy has had this category on the books -- but not enough movies to activate it. Here's the rub: To be eligible, the movies must be original musicals for the screen, so Chicago, fabulous though it may be, doesn't qualify because it's from the stage. And in order to activate the category, there must be five qualifying musicals in a given year. And qualifying is tricky. The film must have five original songs integral to the story, written by the same songwriters. And then there's the Oscar-qualifying run in a commercial theater. It can't be on tape either: The Academy is very fussy about that. If it's digital, it has to come from a server. Not that even a pro could tell, but the Academy really hates tape.

And this year there were five qualifying movies. They're back! Show-tune lovers were about to have their moment in the sun!

Then the Academy killed the category anyway. Bastards! Write your congressman! The Academy is discriminatory!

Discriminatory? Yes -- but perhaps not in the way you might think. This is where I have to get into some history.

Remember me not liking musicals? Well, I produced one. How I ended up producing Open House is still somewhat of a mystery to me. A musical about real estate, no less. It had to happen, I suppose -- I mean, finding a home is something to sing about. And setting a Realtor's patter to music, well, that was just a matter of time.

Let me tell you a little about the film's director. Dan Mirvish is the guy who, years ago, got mad at Sundance because they rejected his film. So he started his own festival: Slamdance. If you're into indie film, you know that's where the real discoveries show up. Anyway, the point is that Dan's something of a force of nature: Lots of people end up doing him favors, and after a year or two of "volunteering" you wake up one morning asking how you got there. Like me, sitting in the Magic Johnson Theatre in Los Angeles at noon, watching our Oscar-qualifying run playing for an audience of one elderly retiree and a bored gangbanger. How, indeed, did I get here?

Monday, March 21, 2005

Bobby Short Dead at 80

Bobby Short has died.

Oh dear, I almost got to see him once, but the smoke and the crowd drove us out of the room. Now, too late.

How sad: He seemed like a timeless fixture of New York. The Carlyle will never be the same.

(via 42nd Street Moon Blog)

42nd Street Moon: Classic Broadway in Concert

42nd Street Moon Blog is a GREAT musical theater blog, with a Blogway Baby-style fanatical devotion to Broadway. It's published by a theater company focused on "Classic Broadway in Concert", based in San Francisco. I wish I'd known about these guys when I lived in Palo Alto!

Here's a bit from their Web site on History and Purpose:
42nd Street Moon, based in San Francisco, is one of only four theatre groups in the nation whose mission is to present concert performances of classic Broadway musicals of the 1920s through the 1970s. Since 1993, the organization has mounted five productions every year, and serves a loyal constituency who participate with both regular audience attendance and a solid base of contributed income.

42nd Street Moon contributes to the preservation and evolution of American musical theatre by presenting these classic Broadway shows as "staged concert performances." In staged concerts, actors hold scripts in-hand throughout the performance. There are no sets or elaborate costumes. We do not present our work through digitally engineered sound systems. The material itself is the star. This format allows our audience to hear the work with remarkable clarity, and to use their imaginations. We allow our audience to participate in the here and now, the very essence of LIVE theatre.

The SF :: Broadway Connection, Part IV: Reader Contributions

From an Anonymous Blogway Baby contributor. All I have to say is WOW...where did you find all of these? Although Cocoon seems to have picked off about half the group:

Ricardo Montalban
Broadway: Jamaica (Off-Broadway The Fantastiks)
SF Movie: Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan

Fred MacMurray
Broadway: Three's a Crowd
SF Movie: Absent-minded Professor (hmmm...)

Whoopi Goldberg
Broadway: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
SF Movie: Star Trek The Next Generation (TV Series), Star Trek Generations

Hank Azaria
Broadway: Spamalot
SF Movie: Godzilla (1998)

Gwen Verdon
Broadway: Sweet Charity
SF Movie: Cocoon

Jack Gilford
Broadway: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
SF Movie: Cocoon

Don Ameche
Broadway: Silk Stockings
SF Movie: Cocoon

Elaine Stritch
Broadway: Company (etc. etc.)
SF Movie: Cocoon II

Conrad John Schuck
Broadway: Annie
SF Movie: Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Carrie Fisher
Broadway: Irene
SF Movie: Star Wars Trilogy

Billy Dee Williams
Broadway: Hallelujah, Baby!
SF Movie: Star Wars V & VI

Adrienne Barbeau
Broadway: Grease
SF Movie: Swamp Thing

Paul Lynde
Broadway: Bye, Bye Birdie
SF Movie: Son of Flubber (Hmmm again...are these Disney flicks really SF?)

Diane Keaton
Broadway: Hair
SF Movie: Sleeper

Sunday, March 20, 2005

The Great Tortured Stephen Sondheim, Part III

Stephen Sondheim turns 75 on Tuesday, and Broadway is rolling out the mat to celebrate a lifetime of accomplishment. There is a great article in today's Toronto Star by Richard Ouzanian (The Two Sides of Stephen, Sunday, March 20, 2005) which does an excellent job of chronicling Sondheim's life and achievements. My favorite Sondheim quote:
The rest of the 1960s were a fairly desolate time for Sondheim. His next show, Anyone Can Whistle (1964), was a quick flop, to be followed by Do I Hear A Waltz? (1965), a collaboration with Richard Rodgers, the former partner of his mentor, Oscar Hammerstein.

The relationship between the two chilled rapidly after Sondheim told one journalist, "Oscar was a man of infinite soul and limited talent; Dick is a man of infinite talent and limited soul."
Man, that Stephen can really dish. Here's the whole article, which is hidden by a silly login system by The Star:
"You're always sorry, you're always grateful."

That description of marriage is more than just a lyric from Stephen Sondheim's 1970 musical, Company. It also encapsulates the philosophy of the man who turns 75 on Tuesday.

For 50 years, Sondheim has transformed a craft into an art, transforming what he called "the elegant puzzle" of songwriting into something capable of expressing profound thought and disturbing emotion.

In gratitude, the theatrical world is honouring him this spring with almost non-stop concerts, tributes, productions and recordings, including Sondheim musicals at the Stratford and Shaw festivals.

"Never judge a book by its cover/The thing that counts is what's inside," wrote Sondheim in Follies (1971), and that could well serve as a caveat for anyone attempting to examine his life's work.

The tunes may often be jaunty, fulfilling the need for artificial exaltation that musicals are supposed to provide, but the lyrics that ride on those melodies are drenched in melancholy, anger and regret.

In Sondheim's universe, the incurably romantic optimist is constantly being sacrificed on the altar of grim pessimism.

Sondheim has been given all the awards -- Tony, Oscar, Pulitzer -- but his greatest claim to fame may very well be that he is the first existentialist in the history of musical comedy, sharing his awareness that, in affairs of the heart, we are free to choose, but that freedom is also a curse.

So who is this man?

Those not blissfully cursed with a passion for show tunes probably know him best for his biggest single hit song, "Send In The Clowns," or for his lyrics to West Side Story, his first professionally produced work.

But there are nearly 20 other shows to his credit, whose themes include American imperialism (Pacific Overtures), cannibalism (Sweeney Todd), obsessive love (Passion) and political mayhem (Assassins).

His musicals have been set in exotic locales -- Japan, Sweden, Italy -- yet they often come back to America, more specifically to the city that nurtured and consumed him at the same time.

Stephen Joshua Sondheim was born on the Upper West Side of Manhattan on March 22, 1930. His father, Herbert, was a successful dress manufacturer; his mother, Janet Fox, was known by all and sundry as "Foxy."

His parents went through an ugly divorce when he was 10 (he refers in a lyric to one of the joys of marriage as "the children you destroy together"). Young Stephen found himself in the custody of Foxy, a woman so monumentally horrible -- manipulative, grandiose and capable of a wide range of emotional abuse -- that he fought with her all of his life and finally refused to go to her funeral.

It's no wonder Sondheim sought a surrogate family. He found one that would change his life.

Foxy's summer home was in Bucks County, Pa., a popular haunt of New York theatre folk. Her nearest neighbour was Oscar Hammerstein II.

The famous lyricist behind ShowBoat and Oklahoma! befriended the young man and invited him to work as an assistant on some of his shows, a classy laboratory where Sondheim could learn the art of musical theatre first-hand.

After earning a degree in music at Williams College and studying composition under Milton Babbitt, Sondheim made his first foray into the professional theatre with a musical called Saturday Night.

The unexpected demise of its producer, Lemuel Ayers, caused the show to be cancelled but, even at the age of 24, the Sondheim style was already formed. Lurking inside the perky title song is a reflection of unexpected bleakness: "Alive and alone on a Saturday night is dead."

Sondheim was subsequently asked to join heavyweights Leonard Bernstein, Jerome Robbins and Arthur Laurents on West Side Story, which opened in 1957 to enormous acclaim and launched his career on a high note.

But the lush romanticism of the work, undiluted by any mitigating irony, is alien to the rest of Sondheim's creations, a fact he willingly admits.

He has often denigrated his lyric from "I Feel Pretty," where Maria sings "It's alarming how charming I feel," by saying, "She's supposed to be an uneducated Puerto Rican girl, but you know she would not have been unwelcome in Noel Coward's living room."

His next project was another lyrics-only assignment that drew Sondheim in because of the richness of the material.

Gypsy (1959) was ostensibly the saga of how burlesque queen Gypsy Rose Lee rose to prominence. In reality, it was a chilling portrait of the destructive powers of mother love as exemplified by the larger-than-life Rose -- a character who bore more than a passing resemblance to Sondheim's mother.

When Rose screeches, "Someone tell me, when is it my turn?/Don't I get a dream for myself?" one can just imagine how many times Sondheim heard those same words growing up.

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1962) was Sondheim's first solo show and a great big hit. Even though it is meant to be a rollicking farce, he still finds a way to undercut the merriment, as when he warns us, "Tragedy tomorrow, comedy tonight."

The rest of the 1960s were a fairly desolate time for Sondheim. His next show, Anyone Can Whistle (1964), was a quick flop, to be followed by Do I Hear A Waltz? (1965), a collaboration with Richard Rodgers, the former partner of his mentor, Oscar Hammerstein.

The relationship between the two chilled rapidly after Sondheim told one journalist, "Oscar was a man of infinite soul and limited talent; Dick is a man of infinite talent and limited soul."

Starting in 1970, Sondheim's work broke through to a new level with the series of musicals he did in collaboration with director Harold Prince.

Company (1970) dissected modern marriage with a surgeon's coolly elegant skill, while Follies (1971) explored the success ethic of our society, reaching the conclusion that, "Sometimes when the wrappings fall/There's nothing underneath at all."

A Little Night Music (1973) set a series of waltzes to Ingmar Bergman's Smiles of a Summer Night in a style that Sondheim called "whipped cream with knives," while Pacific Overtures (1976) revisited Commodore Perry's conquest of Japan in supple, haiku-flavoured lyrics that summed up Sondheim's fatalistic attitude to life with the solitary phrase, "There is no other way."

Sweeney Todd (1979) remains his masterpiece, a bleakly funny tale of a revenge-maddened barber who slits the throats of his victims and then has his equally insane mistress turn their corpses into human pies.

"The history of the world, my sweet," he tells her, "is who gets eaten and who gets to eat."

The Sondheim-Prince partnership ground to a halt with the 1981 failure Merrily We Roll Along, which dealt with what happens when ideals get betrayed. It features a devastating insight into Sondheim's worldview:

"It's called flowers wilt

It's called apples rot,

It's called thieves get rich and saints get shot,

It's called God don't answer prayers a lot."

He next embarked on a trio of musicals with author James Lapine: Sunday in the Park with George (1984), Into the Woods (1987) and Passion (1994).

Although these later works are seemingly marked by more of a willingness to make an emotional connection, there is always something that clouds the horizon -- the hint of disillusionment that Sondheim splashes into potential happiness the way some people add a drop of bitters to their martinis.

Perhaps the apotheosis of these contradictory feelings occurs in Into The Woods:

"Sometimes people leave you

Halfway through the wood.

Others may deceive you

You decide what's good.

You decide alone,

But no one is alone."

Sondheim's willingness to engage the human heart at its most complex level may be the reason he has never enjoyed the enormous popular success of an Andrew Lloyd Webber, but, by the same token, it's the reason his work deserves our attention and respect.

His most recent lyric, for a revival of The Frogs last summer, demonstrates that age has not softened his approach. In a song where Dionysus recalls his dead wife, Ariadne, he sums up his feelings with an archetypal Sondheim line:

"And it fills me with joy/And it fills me with pain."

After 75 years on Earth, Stephen Sondheim is still sorry and still grateful.

Spamalot Opens on Broadway

Spamalot officially opened on Broadway on Thursday, March 17, and it's being touted as the next The Producers -- certainly one of the most exciting openings on Broadway in a few years.

It was reviewed in the New York Times by Ben Brantley, and he gave it a pretty good review, and with much of which I would agree. Although I saw the show a couple of months ago in Chicago, I think that he summed up my reaction to the show as:
Do these disparate elements hang together in any truly compelling way? Not really. That "Spamalot" is the best new musical to open on Broadway this season is inarguable, but that's not saying much. The show is amusing, agreeable, forgettable -- a better-than-usual embodiment of the musical for theatergoers who just want to be reminded now and then of a few of their favorite things.

The Lord of the Rings Musical Buzz Officially Begins

Wow, this is going to be fun. We have almost an entire year of buzz to build up to the opening night of the $27MM Lord of the Rings Musical.

It's kinda cool that the global debut will be here in Toronto, but I'm a little surprised that everyone keeps saying that it's the first major show to debut outside of the West End or Broadway. What about Kiss of the Spider Woman? Started in Toronto...directed by Hal Prince...won 6 Tonys on Broadway (1993: Musical, Book, Score, Costumes, Actor: Brent Carver; Actress: Chita Rivera; Featured Actor: Anthony Crivello). What about Ragtime? Started in Toronto...won a 4 Tonys on Broadway (1998: Book, Score, Orchestration, Featured Actress: Audra McDonald). Gosh, even Showboat was revived in Toronto, and then went on to a triumphant North American tour and 5 Tonys (1995: Revival, Costumes, Director: Harold Prince; Choreographer: Susan Stroman; Featured Actress: Gretha Boston). Gee...what did all those shows have in common? Oh yeah...

Still, it seems really unfair to take everything from someone, even the accomplishments of his shows...

Anyway, in today's The Globe And Mail James Adams Weekend Diary (sadly hidden behind a "premium content" wall...and no New York Times-style blog appropriate Link Generator...sorry) was a bit of an homage from my post from Thursday. James said:
"It's been said that the Rings will owe less to the conventions of musical theatre and more to the sweep of opera and epic movies, while drawing on "ethnic traditions." I think this could be a mistake. If I want opera, I can walk the few blocks from the Princess of Wales to the new home of the Canadian Opera Company to see the complete Ring cycle by Wagner. If I want ethnic, I can catch the China National Acrobatic Troupe at the nearby Hummingbird Centre. And if I have a hankering for cinematic scope, well, there are the DVDs of Alexander and Troy, and the three Rings movies for that matter.

In short, The Lord of the Rings musical should not try to exempt itself from one of the fundaments of the hit musical, which is to leave the audience with a snappily titled, hummable melody or two reverberating in their skulls as they exit the theatre. To spark this kind of thinking, I hereby offer the show's creators these (possible) song titles:

Give My Regards To Mordor;
Hobbitually Devoted To You;
Careful With That Axe, Grimli;
Ring-toss Wizard;
I've Grown Accustomed To Those Orcs;
Let Elvish Rule;
Gandalf, I'm Only Dancing
."
I'm still partial to my "Second Breakfast At Tiffany's" and from Brighterbuc:

You're getting to be a Hobbit with me?
'Swonderful, 'smarvelous, 'smeagle should be with me...
It's Gandalf Night for Singing
One (Ring that's a sensation)
Ma, he's making Eye at me!

Saturday, March 19, 2005

The Songwriters Continued: Alan Jay Lerner

My husband and I continued to watch the very cool The Songwriters series on DVD: Last night it was performance shot in the very early 1980s with Alan Jay Lerner. He appeared with his EIGHTH wife, Liz Robertson, and he was talking about a new musical that he was writing that was going to star her. They had met in 1979 when he directed her, as Eliza, in a major London revival of My Fair Lady.

So, I was a little curious to see what had happened to Alan Jay Lerner, his wife Liz Robertson, and the musical that he was writing for her.

Well, it was destined to be his last musical, and it was called Dance A Little Closer (1983), and it closed after one performance. Ouch. It is so weird to see someone talking excitedly about a new project, and then being able to quickly Google forward and see the result of their labors. It's about as close to time travel as we'll ever get, I suppose, and it really changes the texture of TV viewing. I find myself watching a lot of stuff from the past, Googling forward to see the result of their predictions, and then snapping back and watching the characters proceed with their grim charade of living out a pre-determined future. It's a bit odd.

The good news is that Liz Robertson went on to have a great career:
Liz began her career as a singer-dancer in a dance group called The Go-Jos and she then became the lead singer and dancer of BBC2's The Young Generation. Her West End career began when she appeared in A Little Night Music (directed by Hal Prince at the Adelphi)and Side by Side by Sondheim (at The Mermaid and Wyndham's). She went on to star in the subsequent Toronto production with Georgia Brown at The Royal Alexandra Theatre. In 1977-8 she starred with Ben Cross in I Love My Wife directed by Gene Sack at the Prince of Wales, after which Cameron Mackintosh signed her to play Eliza Doolittle in My Fair Lady -- she earned rave reviews and The Variety Club's 'Most Promising Actress' award. A season at Chichester followed, as Jessica Mitford in The Mitford Girls, and then she assembled a one-person show for the Duke of York's called Just Liz, which was later broadcast on television. Credits Include: Dance a Little Closer (Minskoff Theatre, Broadway); Song & Dance (Palace Theatre, Broadway), Kern Goes to Hollywood (Donmar & Broadway), Killing Jessica (Richmond & Savoy), Canaries Sometimes Sing (The Albery), A Touch of Danger (Nat'l), My Fair Lady (Birmingham & Manchester), Sherlock Holmes -- The Musical (Exeter & the Cambridge), The King and I (U.S. Nat'l -- Carbonell Best Actress Award, South Florida Enterainment Writers Association), The Sound of Music (Sadler's Wells & Tour). Mavis in Stepping Out (Thorndike Theatre, Leatherhead and the Theatre Royal, Plymouth), Let's Do It (Yvonne Arnaud Theatre & Nat'l), The King and I (Covent Garden Festival), The Music Man (Open Air Theatre, Regent's Park), Beethoven's Tenth (Chichester Festival Theatre), Love.co.uk (King's Head), Something Wonderful (Nat'l), and Peter Pan (Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, Guildford). TV: The Good Life, Song by Song (Cole Porter and Richard Rogers), Words of Alan Jay Lerner, and Give Us a Clue. In 1984 she recorded her first album, Somebody's Girl; she has appeared in four Royal Variety Performances and she also performed at The Kennedy Center Honors before President and Mrs Reagan.
Hey kewl: "She went on to star in the subsequent Toronto production with Georgia Brown at The Royal Alexandra Theatre."

Friday, March 18, 2005

Another Opening, Another Gratuitous Post...

Okay, okay, I confess.

I've been writng too many posts involving Hugh Jackman. Is it that obvious that I do a gratuitous post about him just so I can include his picture? Shouldn't I broaden my appeal? Aren't there other, more pressing issues to address? WHugh! I'm exhausted just thinking about them. After all, I know Jack about what's really going on, Man! I need to start doing some research before I Log-an....and write another piece of drivel...Oh no, I think I'm coming down with a cold...AcHugh!

Thursday, March 17, 2005

I Wanna Be A Producer!

I saw all the LOTR movies, but must confess (horror of horrors) I am not a huge, huge fan like my husband and daughters.

I always thought "Elvish" was what you spoke when you talked like Elvis Presley...

But